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Aliens in the Attic (2009)

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Modern childrens’ films often have a difficult time blending the colourful action necessary to hold the kids’ attention and the moral core essential to make their parents happy; hitting on the winning formula can prove to be absolute box office gold, as demonstrated by the behemoth that is High School Musical. Despite starring HSM’s Ashley Tisdale, Aliens in the Attic won’t come close to achieving that level of success thanks to its struggles to combine edgy CGI adventure with a sugary message of tolerance and the importance of family ties, it does enough to keep its target audience of the under-10s entertained.

Fifteen year-old Tom (Carter Jenkins) is struggling to fit in with his classmates thanks to his above average IQ and geeky interests, and is taking his frustrations out on his family. His despairing parents decide to take Tom and his sisters Hannah (Ashley Booettcher) and Bethany (Tisdale) on vacation to an isolated farmhouse, where they are joined by Tom’s grandmother, uncle and cousins. What starts out as a boring holiday for Tom soon takes a turn for the bizarre, however, when the kids discover their attic is being overrun by invading aliens. Banding together, they must rid the house of the pesky extra-terrestrials before they can summon the rest of their species – and before their parents find out what’s going on.

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The majority of Aliens involves the kids creating various weapons to take on their ET squatters; potato guns, remote control cars and the like are all utilized in the fight for control. And of course the little green men also have tricks up their sleeves, such as an implant that turns anyone it touches into a zombie, easily controlled by a handheld device. Cue much computer game-inspired fights, including a particularly memorable Streetfighter-esque scuffle involving Tom’s aged granny (Doris Roberts) and Bethany’s boyfriend Ricky (Robert Hoffman). All totally ridiculous, of course, but the kids sitting in front of me were having an absolute blast throughout.

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And that, of course, is what Aliens in the Attic is all about. Adults in the audience may shake their knowing heads at the implausible plot, the cliché-ridden narrative and hokey morality lessons but John Schultz has certainly not made this film for them. It’s aimed squarely at the kids, who are likely to love its energy, humour and, in particular, loveable alien Sparks (voiced by Josh Peck). As a piece of cross-generational cinema, Aliens falls rather flat but as a dedicated children’s film released into prime school holiday territory, it does exactly what it says on the tin.

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2.5 stars

ROLL CREDITS...
Stars Ashley Tisdale, Carter Jenkins, Austin Butler
Director John Schultz
Screenplay Mark Burton & Adam F Goldberg
Certificate PG
Distributor 20th Century Fox
Running Time 1hr 26mins
Opens August 12

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Theatrical Reviews Archive

The Woman in Black (2012)
Night at the Museum 2 (2009)
Star Trek (2009)
Tormented (2009)
Synecdoche, New York (2008)
Aliens in the Attic (2009)
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Coraline (2009)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
The Wrestler (2008)
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Summer Scars (2007)
Blind Loves (2008)
Angels & Demons (2009)
Dorian Gray (2009)
Helen (2008)
Cherry Blossoms (2008)
Moon (2009)
Delta (2008)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Adam (2009)
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Paranormal Activity (2009)
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)
The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)
Man on a Ledge (2012)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Anything For Her (2008)
Fireflies in the Garden (2009)
Afghan Star (2008)
Black Swan (2010)
Watchmen (2009)
Brüno (2009)
District 9 (2009)
The Disappeared (2008)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)
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The Last House on the Left (2009)
Coco Before Chanel (2009)
Gran Torino (2008)
Sex and the City 2 (2010)
Just Another Love Story (2007)
500 Days of Summer
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Sunshine Cleaning (2009)
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Predators (2010)
Year One (2009)
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New Town Killers (2008)
Orphan (2009)
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This Is It (2009)
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2012 (2009)
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Drive Angry 3D (2011)
Hereafter (2010)

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Movie Highlight

The Woman in Black

Having relaunched in 2010 with the promise of delivering solid horror films for a modern audience, the output from the rebooted Hammer Films has been something of a mixed bag. While its inaugural release, remake Let Me In, was received with great fanfare, subsequent films The Resident and Wake Wood have been less successful. So with its first big release, The Woman in Black, Hammer has much to prove – and has piled on the pressure by choosing to adapt a story that’s not only a bestselling novel but also a long running West End play.

An additional challenge is that tale is so effective because of its simplicity; there are no big set pieces for a filmmaker to hide behind. So it’s reassuring to see that, while some elements of Susan Hill’s story have been tweaked to give it more of a cinematic scope, the narrative runs fairly true. At its heart is young lawyer Arthur Kipps (Daniel Radcliffe) who, still reeling from the death of his wife in childbirth four years previously, is sent to a remote village in order to organise the paperwork at the isolated Eel Marsh House. On his arrival he finds the locals most unwelcoming, believing that anyone disturbing the peace at the house brings tragedy to the village. Although initially sceptical, Kipps soon discovers that the mansion holds horrifying secrets, and that one of its former occupants is determined to exact terrifying revenge…

READ FULL REVIEW:  The Woman in Black

DVD Highlight

The Walking Dead

The living dead have been a mainstay of horror cinema for decades. Now they maraud onto the small screen in Frank Darabont’s adaptation of the graphic novel by Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore and Charlie Adlard.

Brit favourite Andrew Lincoln (This LifeTeachers) adopts a convincing drawl to take on the role of sheriff Rick Grimes, who wakes from a coma to find the local residents have become flesh-eating ghouls. While the initial set-up is reminiscent of 28 Days Later, these zombies are not Danny Boyle’s fast moving monsters, but the lumbering breed of tradition. That doesn’t dilute their impact; as Rick teams up with other survivors, the zombies are relentless in their pursuit and the tension builds to unbearable levels.

READ FULL REVIEW: The Walking Dead

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